The Bunions

And now...
A Life Lesson from Britney Shakespeares:

So like, when I heard that mom decided to put her book about parenting on hold my first reaction was, "Ma wrote a book?"

Writing a book is hard, y'all. There's all these words 'n stuff y'all have to know, and y'all have to check yer facts. It's not like writing fer tabloids. They can just make crap up.

My point? If y'all are going to write a book on parenting that is really just a way to ride on yer way successful daughter's coattails, then y'all better make sure that y'all hire a rilly good ghostrider.

I know I want Nick Cage to ride my next book.

Also, if ya'll are gonna get knocked up by one of the paraparazzi, make sure ya'll get a percentage of the baby photos revenoo.

I may be crazy, ya'll, but I ain't stoopid.